and so it begins…

If you’re reading this (and I know that you are), welcome. I’ve finally decided that my unspectacular life is worthy of attention. Here you’ll find all the latest updates and detailed summaries of my daily activities. Things like, “Today I had to pee like 15 times!”, and “Man. It’s hot outside.”  

In case you forgot whose blog you were on, here’s a photo of me being risky:

So, come back often. If I have to tell you something that I’ve already blogged about, I’m going to be very upset. I expect you to follow this so closely that there will be no need to keep in touch any longer. Maybe then I can get some work done.