June 2011
1 post
let's get physical, physical
There used to be a time when I could eat to my stomach’s content (or even beyond), and I wouldn’t — nay, couldn’t — gain a pound. Life was good. But then a day came when the after-dinner pooch didn’t go away. I used to look forward to the moment in a meal where you’d slink back in resignation and loosen up your trousers by undoing that button. It’s a...
May 2011
1 post
1 tag
and so it begins...
If you’re reading this (and I know that you are), welcome. I’ve finally decided that my unspectacular life is worthy of attention. Here you’ll find all the latest updates and detailed summaries of my daily activities. Things like, “Today I had to pee like 15 times!”, and “Man. It’s hot outside.”
In case you forgot whose blog you were on,...
